Altruism is a way of life

koujakuandthediamonds:

the worst is when you’re reading a really good book that follows multiple characters’ stories and you love it 90% of the time until it periodically switches back to that one character’s story that you just could not care less about and it’s like an entire chapter of internal groaning while waiting for the plot to switch back to a character you actually care about

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  • teacher: you have a new classmate
  • me: please for the love of god be a hot boy
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mynameistrolly:

diggly:

IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL

human puppy

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fuckyeahginevraweasley:

Ginny Weasley + text posts

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huntail:

catpuppys:

this guy could be the last airbender tbh

he can airbend me over a table

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looking for a daddy to buy me things and tell me that i’m throwing away my dream

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  • me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo
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drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

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so if we all could just pretend that squidward was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance, then i’m sure we could all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band 

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adamusprime:

i want to believe the egg stunt was actually super rad and this person is bitter about it

adamusprime:

i want to believe the egg stunt was actually super rad and this person is bitter about it

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