if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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I ate so that means I can drink:)
Am I invited
No. You’re not 21.
Yeah well if you take my age and multiple it by two and cut it in half and square it and then divide it by the original number you get approximately 17 times the number of seconds it takes me to be naked
I don’t say things like that. Is that why I don’t get laid? Is this how sexing works?
Sexing, or sexification, only works in this manner. The process ay be accelerated with performance enhancing drugs such as Flinstones chewable vitamins.

the biggest plot twist of your childhood.
No aspect of Cronk could have forseen it
The evil and good in him are equally distraught
Where is his God now
I ate so that means I can drink:)
Am I invited
No. You’re not 21.
Yeah well if you take my age and multiple it by two and cut it in half and square it and then divide it by the original number you get approximately 17 times the number of seconds it takes me to be naked
BRAINFREEZE